The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!