The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to die

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!