The power to set money on fire

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to make toast into bread

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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to spelle caretly

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!