The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make toast into bread

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!