The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!