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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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power to fly...backwards.
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the power to have no powers.
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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes
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The power to read the TV
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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.
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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS
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The power to shower naked.
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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan
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The power to be really bad at math.
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The power to turn coke into pepsi
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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer
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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!
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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos
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the power to fly but only upward
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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.
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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to jump -50% higher
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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.
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The power to see through bones.
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The power to fart flames
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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!