A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The Power to die at will

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i like pie.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!