The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to clean

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!