The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!