The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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black people

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have a super power,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!