The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!