The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to see through horses

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!