The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to die but once

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!