The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to make glass clear

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to die

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The power of love

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to die

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!