The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to shit on command.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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Poop

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to breathe

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!