the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to die at will

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!