The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to eat food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!