The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!