The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to science.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!