The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to not have a power

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!