The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!