To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to do nothing

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!