The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to see through a hole

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!