The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Endless falling....

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The Power to die at will

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!