The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!