The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!