the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!