The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power die if you think.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power of creating poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!