the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!