Have sex but not feel it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The ability to never have to take a shit again

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the ability to tell time without a watch

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

The power to glow in the dark

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

to change what time it is 1 time per week

thumb_up thumb_down +114

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!