The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to silence explosions.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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hey

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Have sex but not feel it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!