The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to be raped.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!