The power to see through thin air

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!