The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Aweonao

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to see through water

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!