The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!