The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be a dick.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power die if you think.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!