The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!