Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to have a power.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!