The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to be a human

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to die at will

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see through thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!