The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!