The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!