The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power of love

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!