The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!