The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to die

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to die at will

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!