The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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To call me maybe

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Find Waldo

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!