The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to become retarded

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!