The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to be a dick.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to murder rocks.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power die if you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!