The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to die on command

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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Immunity to medication

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to die

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!