The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!