The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power life like a hermit.

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A healing punch

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!