The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!