The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!