The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!