the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!