The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!