The power to shit dirt!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to like any show

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see air

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!