The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to speak with death people..

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!