The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to have a power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!