the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to attract bullets.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!