Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to be a human

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!