the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of gentle breeze

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!