the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Have sex but not feel it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!