The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!